Original Poems by Frank Roberts, patient of Stones Family Dental

Wasps and Bees
Don't you remember when I was young
Wasps and bees I sure got stung
Cut my finger and scraped my knees
And hollyhock flowers made me sneeze
Tore my pants and shirt buttons lost
Barefoot in summer, cold hands from frost
Penny candy is what children ate
Never knowing our ultimate fate
The drill goes down and I start to moan
And big vibrations, just smell that bone
No pain killers used in those old days
If you don't cry dad's dime is all it pays
The dentist was kind and very willing
Alice you can mix your own filling
Can't eat for an hour so the silver can set
Mom say not for awhile any candy you get
FAR 2011
Discovery
Inside the many dark canyons below
No eyes can view the pain I know
Nor heat nor cold can calm this rage
Discomfort abounds in this hidden maze
Those fibers have aged and crying for relief
Delicate is the cure but not beyond belief
By drilling and probing the nerves there corral
Thanks to him who discovered this root canal
FAR 2010
Feeling at Home
He treats you like his own I know
Even first time patients feel all aglow
His touch is gentle his manner is mild
A kind work for dad and praise for his child
Your teeth to him are a radiant pearl
More priceless than a masters mural
He'll help you keep them till you're old and gray
Call him day or night and he's on his way
Who is this fellow who repairs these bones
His name by golly is Doctor Stones
FAR Aug 2009
Don't Gum it Up
I sure hope those guys don't lose their grip
Going to the landfill would be our last trip
It's taken so long to grow this far
But we did need help to keep up to par
The dentist too is helping a lot
Pursuing to foil some virus plot
Some of that food sure takes your breath away
But spices or not it helps us to stay
Our gums like soft bristles and massage is our delight
So to reward your teeth we'll hold on tight
Our gums are tender so don't let them shrink
And we'll always say we're in the pink
FAR 2009
Take Care
Into my mouth goes the food that I eat
To chew it all is quite a great feat
I twist it and turn it and flip it around
When all is ready to my throat it goes down
Back and forth my teeth are ever grinding
And after time some cavities I'm finding
Brush hard so your teeth will be stronger
Not forever but they will last longer
I know from experience now that I'm old
Just look in my mouth and see all that gold
FAR Jan 2008
A Working Day
Ham, eggs and coffee then head for the gate
Gee I forgot. Brushing will have to wait
The office routine is fast and slow
To keep up I have to go with the flow
My lunch is with two old school chums
One more meal should not hurt my gums
By afternoon my teeth are somewhat grit
Just a few more hours and I can quit
By suppertime my mouth feels BLAH
But after brushing it tastes like Ahhh
Tomorrow I won't be in such a rush
I'll squeeze that tube and brush brush brush
FAR 2007
Made Me Smile
Alright doc gimmie five
You brought that tooth back alive
I choose you doc to be my knight
Make my teeth super white
I've changed my life from shy to bold
Make that cap a brilliant gold
My lips were closed for awhile
Just some cleaning made me smile
FAR 2006






